We Were Infinite

What episode 10 of Game of Thrones has established:

• Why the fuck is Arya always a boy
• FUCKING THREE EYED RAVEN AGAIN
• Aww Tonks
• The fuck is with the psychic Stark children
• Now I really hate Joffrey
• Oh God Cat
• Oh God Robb
• Oh baby come here
• Jesus bard
• Joffrey would survive the Hunger Games, he makes Cato look like a pushover
• ‘As soon as you’ve had your blood, I’ll put a son in you.’ Oh Joffrey you old romantic you no seriously if you said that to me I’d push you off that convient gap in the castle wall they’re standing by
• Sassy Sansa, I like you now
• If she jumps
• Is the Hound trying to help?
• Why don’t they have a king a kingdom that just makes fucking sense
• YES ROBB KING OF THE NORTH
• KING OF THE NORTH
• KING OF THE NORTH
• Aww isn’t he handsome
• Ugh beat up that Lannister dick Cat
• Cersei…HAVING SEX WITH…probably another Lannister
• Tyriiiiion
• Dany got SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEWED over
• I knew that was going to happen
• JON
• Oh guilt tripping Jon
• That was a bit cheesy guys did you rehearse?
• HE’S FUCKING DEAD DANY
• Bless you Dany
• How can you be comfortable washing in front of an old man
• Oh it’s Ros, been a while
• The fuuuuuuck that old man is sprightly
• Do something Arya
• Is that Robert’s kid?
• Oh Arya’s gunna like him
• Jon
• White Walkers are backkkkk
• Jesus Dany don’t get drastic
• The fuck
• She’s naked and she has some dragons
• That’s what happens when I wake up after crawling onto funeral pyres too

And I finished Season 1 but I miss Sean Bean already.

What Episode 9 of Game of Thrones has established:

• Still not trusting eunach
• Cat’s getting badass
• Creepy ass lord
• ‘her honey’s all mine’ honestly that was not something to say in front of the lovely lady Stark freak
• Jooooooooooooooon
• Everyone loves Jon oh Joooon
• The Night’s Watch guys are like four at heart
• Robb cannot get married to anyone but me
• Oh baby Robb marriage is a commitment
• Tell them baby Jon tell them
• Oh poor Khal
• Oh no
• NO KHAL
• Jesus Tyrion’s dad’s a dick, it’s like his dad wants him killed
• Oh no it’s a ho
• I’m sure this is a HEARTFELT MOMENT DROGO BUT I DUNNO WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE SAYING
• Oh god Khal no
• THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING ARE SUBTITLES TOO HARD REALLY
• Sure a horse’s death for his life sure
• Khal’s going to be piiiiiiissed
• FIGHT JORAH FIGHT
• Oh dear baby’s coming
• Tyrion’s gurl does not like dis game
• Aww Tyrion
• YEAH ROBB FUCK YOU INCESTUOUS LANNISTER SCUM wow I’m too into this
• Fucking hell Arya there’s been a hostile takeover and you’re catching pigeons? DO SOMETHING YOU’RE A STARK WHAT IS YOUR SIGNIFICANCE?
• Sansa’s hair looks like some weird kind of cheese twist
• Oh Sean Bean
• Night’s Watch? FUCKING QUEEN
• FUCKING JOFFREY
• FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT
• SEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh God I can’t take this. Why can’t he ever survive? STOP BEING SO FUCKING NOBLE.

What Episode 8 of Game of Thrones has established:

• MASSAAAAAACRE
• Stop questioning everything Sansa
• Sassy Arya
• KILL THEM ALL SWORDMASTER
• Don’t just stand there Arya Jesus
• Hostile takeover much, Joffrey needs a good smack in the face, dammit
• RUN SANSA RUN don’t try and talk about it
• Fucking Arya what are you playing at
• Don’t trust the eunach
• I don’t want Sean Bean to die
• WHY DOES NO ONE SEE THAT TYRION IS NOT TO BLAME
• JON oh my god I definitely have a crush on him
• Some of the people who say like one line act so stiffly jeez
• Jon stop looking so adorable I just want to hug you
• Why do I have a crush on him
• Sansa’s acting is a bit wooden actually just saying.
• Sometimes I like Cersei then I remember she’s a raging bitch
• Aww Robb.
• I like the Starks too much.
• Why the fuck is that kid still breastfeeding
• Cat’s sister is fucking mental
• Tyrion can talk his way out of anything Jesus
• JON NO
• These wolves are fucking psychic
• THE FUCK
• JESUS CHRIST WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
• It’s all kicking off
• Do something Khaleesi
• She can do whatever the fuck she wants Jorah, she’s Khaleesi
• STILL CAN’T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY’RE SAYING
• I wonder how Khal Drogo keeps his hair like that, I mean that’s a lot of hair
• FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT GO KHAL GO KHAL
• Oh wow okay over board Khal that’s gross
• These wolves are more kickass than the humans
• I don’t get what’s so funny
• I get this feeling Robb’s going to get very hurt/die
• Is that another brother? Why have I not known about him?
• Tonks!
• Wonder how long it took to build that wall
• Robb Jesus don’t die but you will won’t you
• TYRION DON’T JOIN YOUR INCESTUOUS FAMILY join Robb instead you could just talk the war finished.
• ’ - son of -’ … ‘…you wouldn’t know him.’
• Leave Robb alone you inbred Lannisters may all your children have thirty toes…if they don’t already…
• Why don’t they just send assassins to kill all the people that are giving them trouble, be much easier if Tywen was dead and Tyrion was like, naaaaah let’s not fight.
• Robb’s got attitude yeeeeeah Robb
• Awww Sean Bean
• Joffrey I can practically smell you’re just a little shit
• That’s a fucking ugly throne
• Cersei little bitch
• Joffrey shut up
• Don’t get all noble knight you are going to dieeee
• How is he still alive
• Don’t fucking get all noble Sansa, you’ll be in deeeep shit
• The fuck Joffrey
• Don’t be so pathetic Sansa, you have to be strong or they will break you like a twig THIS IS HOW YOU WIN THE GAME jeez
• See Sansa THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS Sean Bean will never say that.

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

robosexualginger:

“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area

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ribbonsofhathor:

idea

how about the entire mark of athena is in leo’s point of view

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195 pages :)